G…uest #20: Cooking'n books

Please meet Shehanne shehanne moore Smexy Historical Romance
Firstly may I say how wonderful it is to be here, especially when you might say I’m an okay plain cook, nothing fancy. Oh, and did I mention the dudes? Well, they are the hamsters who run my blog. They are very keen on recipes because they are very keen on eating everything in sight, including my guest’s dogs, cats and things.  So I should add, it’s even better to be here without them.
Cook pic for Esme
Sort of without them anyway. I’m also a writer of historical romance. I’m not going to start banging the drum for period details but I do like to weave them into the backdrop. So the foods, the recipes of whatever era I’m working in are pretty important and something I will research.  I can think of one time-travelling heroine who thought well to console herself with the parades of food and drink the rich consumed in Georgian times, and the shock she got on discovering every pea and carrot was counted by the hero’s stingy sister-in-law/aunt.  Then there was the hero who thought it would be no trouble whatsoever for the heroine and her maid to go and get a goat from the Italian hillside for his supper….
But rather than bang on any longer, or tell you what he did get for his supper, seeing as my characters often like to share their favourite recipes—some quite awful ones, I must add—
recipe pic 1
I’m going to hand you over to Gentle, a secondary character from one of my books, The Viking and The Courtesan. Gentle is a rather large and somewhat aggressive, Saxon lady whose husband dumped her in a convent in order to get his mitts on her money and she is a sort of cook which is how she sort of ends up with the Vikings.   Gentle is going to tell us a bit about food and cooking in Viking times and share a recipe.  Hopefully one she hasn’t spat in first as she is a bit like that unless she likes you. In which case you’ve probably even more to worry about….
“Thank you Shehanne and thank you Esmé for inviting me.  I’m a very plain cook. In fact, so plain, I don’t mind what I throw in the pot, even them hamsters if you want. See, from what I see round here, them Vikings ain’t fussy either, not like Lady Poshluggs–that’s the heroine by the way, just don’t tell I called her that, she gets upset—what turned up her nose at reindeer stew, when it was a delicacy it took me all day to burn…sorry,  prepare.
The amount of cabbage and turnip I gets asked to boil, here with them Vikings, is no-one’s business. And nuts, if I eats another nut, I will go just that. Though at least they do like their ale and mead. And so do I.
Now, where was I? Oh yes.  Having another tankard. I gets to do a lot of filling of them in the book. And not just other peoples’ neither when the occasional back is turned, although that Snotra what is the love of the hero’s life, has got eyes in the back of her head as well as the front I can tell you. More than he’s got or he’d see right through her.  Notice someone like me. She’s got a tongue like a whip too which is why I can’t linger.
Now, you didn’t seem to like my Reindeer Stew recipe. Or my eels. So here’s my Creme Bastarde recipe and that is what it is called by the way.
cream bastarde
Ingredients:
4 egg whites, beaten as much as Snotra likes to beat everyone in sight.
2 cups cream
1/4 cup honey
1/2 cup milk
pinch salt
2 tsp sugar
Method:
Beat the egg whites until just frothy.
Mix into cream and bring to a boil slowly, stirring continuously.
Simmer for about five more minutes, stirring continuously.
Add the honey, the salt. Keep stirring. Then pour through a strainer.
Add the rest of the milk and the sugar and then beat it for a couple of minutes.
Allow to cool.
You know something? You would be better buying a tin of custard, a tin opener. I’m sure Creme Custarde is what it should have said and it gives you more time with the mead you see. It’s been lovely meeting you all.”
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  • catcavendish
    Posted at 06:09h, 12 September Reply

    Naughty recipe. Love the concept of this blog – great combination :). The Viking and the Courtesan is a fabulous book and loads of fun too. Shehanne writes great characters

    • cookandenjoyrecipes
      Posted at 12:44h, 12 September Reply

      Thank you for visiting and the compliment.
      Would love to hear if you would like to also guest post here. Please let me know. 😊

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 14:54h, 12 September Reply

        Cat… I had not got to Esme’s lovely comment and so did not want to seem presumptive but it’s a wonderful idea to come by and share a recipe and I bet you, being a horror writer have some devil’s cake mix recipes to share x

        • cookandenjoyrecipes
          Posted at 21:48h, 12 September Reply

          Am I to be favored with your presence of a guest post? I am out of country and back mid next week so pleaae email me then I will set you up upon return for this post. Whoop whoop

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 04:07h, 13 September Reply

        You will certainly get one from me xxxxxxxx

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 14:52h, 12 September Reply

      Cat, I am gonna have to up the 50 quid to 60 here xxxxxxx Seriously even I have found recipes here I reckon I won’t poison anybody with, all credit to Esme xxxxx

  • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC
    Posted at 20:46h, 11 September Reply

    Great post, Shey – amazingly creative. But why does the Bastarde need straining? Any of the cooks here know the answer to that?
    As to eating Rudolf and friends – even worse than Bambi, IMHO.
    xx,
    mgh
    (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie – ADDandSoMuchMORE dot com)
    ADD/EFD Coach Training Field founder; ADD Coaching co-founder
    “It takes a village to educate a world!”

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 14:58h, 12 September Reply

      Well, neither Gentle nor me are really cooks just passing ourselves off so we don’t know. But wondering, given it is a medieval recipe if it was lumpy. Nowadays we would just blend but not in these days.
      As for the reindeer stew? No way. But I gather that was what Vikings ate. My heroine point blank preferred to starve with her nose in the air. xdxxxxxxxxxxx

      • Madelyn Griffith-Haynie, MCC, SCAC
        Posted at 16:35h, 12 September Reply

        I doubt it was lumpy. Somebody had to beat it smooth or they probably would have been beaten bloody.
        I have heard that, cooked right, deer meat is pretty good — but I’ll pass, thank you very much, as long as I have *anything* else to eat.
        I love the names you come up with for your characters, Shey.
        xx, mgh
        PS. Tink sends his love to the Dudes.

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 14:45h, 14 September Reply

        LOL. I am sure Snotra would have set about Gentle if it was lumpy but that would have been a big mistake, cos she’d have been beaten bloody. I pass on the deer meat too. If it’s not Bambi it is Rudolf for goodness sake. The Mr has eaten venison a few times. Not for want of me saying, ‘ How can you?’ You’re very sweet Madelyn. I need to have a character’s name ‘right’ in my head before I can start to see them. Lots of love to TInk from me and the dudes xxxxxxx

  • paulandruss
    Posted at 15:25h, 11 September Reply

    Shey, can I ask a question? Was it called Creme Bastarde because it was meant to be rubbed all over Sin’s chest for Malice to lick off?

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 15:01h, 12 September Reply

      Lol… Now Paul, me, like Malice, being totally innocent, I would not know. And with his fiancé about trying to throw everyone into flaming fire ships, Malice had as much chance as Gentle of doing that

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 15:40h, 12 September Reply

      Ps and you would NOT want Gentle doing that x

  • shehannemoore
    Posted at 15:24h, 11 September Reply

    Sally G Cronin, thank you for the reblog. So kind xxxxxxxx G…uest #20: Cooking’n books https://smorgasbordinvitation.wordpress.com/2017/09/11/guest-20-cookingn-books/

  • Smorgasbord - Variety is the Spice of Life.
    Posted at 14:22h, 11 September Reply

    Reblogged this on Smorgasbord – Variety is the spice of life and commented:
    Shehanne is over on the Recipe Hunter’s great blog today. At first it looked like we were going to get Reindeer Stew and Eels but thankfully she handed over the reins (sorry) to one of her minor characters, Gentle who cooks for Vikings and shares the recipe for some rather lovely sounding custard.

  • robbiesinspiration
    Posted at 21:51h, 08 September Reply

    This recipe sounds really nice, Shey. I hope those Dudes didn’t eat my chocolate house while they were visiting Esme’s smashing blog.

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 08:00h, 09 September Reply

      Us? Right. So is was yours? May we just say it was delicious?
      love the dudes

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  • blondieaka
    Posted at 18:07h, 08 September Reply

    Reblogged this on Retired? No one told me! and commented:

    Hilarious post and you get a recipe…It is in there somewhere amongs” The Hamsters and Vikings.”… EnJoy!!

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 06:57h, 10 September Reply

      The Hamsters and the Vikings.. I love that…

  • blondieaka
    Posted at 18:03h, 08 September Reply

    Love it! And naught wrong with rabbit stew it is a wonderful thing …I may try the Barstarde it looks and sounds rather droolicious and not a nasty in sight…Wooo Hoo…But please …Don’t start me on the subject of hamsters and yours may be little darlings……But that wheel when ones daughter is trying to sleep… so she removes it ( the wheel) and in the morning when she moves the cage…the little darlings had chewed a hole..perfectly round…in MY carpet……Hampster stew anyone ????…Love your post!

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 08:05h, 09 September Reply

      I left a reply but it does not look like it posted to say thank you so much. (Funny I am now getting notifications re this blog and others that I had had already. Must be something up with WP today.) Hampster Stew indeed! I don’t actually have any hamsters. Just this kiddy on mob who run my blog. All happened by accident. I used to blog sensibly. But my younger girl did once have a custody battle over a hamster with her partner, Yep. And to get her to come home we had to let her bring it… SO I know what they can be like. Thrilled you liked the post xxxxxxxx

      • blondieaka
        Posted at 08:12h, 09 September Reply

        WP, FB it is all having games with me and has been for the last couple of weeks..I was thinking it was my laptop until others seemed to have problems as well…I do love your post, hampsters or not and sometimes we all need fun in our lives don’t we ?

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 06:51h, 10 September Reply

        it is defo playing games. Firstly I have had all kind of probs getting the reader to load and I don’t like email notifications of post cos I get swamped. Secondly comments are getting chewed. BUT I have seen some folks on facebook saying their posts are vanishing, like their ordinary posts, many of their commets too, so there’s glitches . It’s not you. The wee dudes will be blogging today. To add to everything our internet provider did four maintenance this morning so I am just catching up now. But you are right we all need a laugh in life xxxxxxx

  • Judy E Martin
    Posted at 07:11h, 05 September Reply

    That Creme Bastarde looks lovely, don’t fancy reindeer stew or the eels though!! 🙂

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 17:23h, 05 September Reply

      Me neither which is why I never shared them xxxx (PS the reindeer bit reminds me of Maris Tomie in My Cousin Vinny. ‘You ate a bambi..’) ( I rest my case,)

      • Judy E Martin
        Posted at 22:28h, 05 September Reply

        HA, HA!!! 🙂

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 08:49h, 06 September Reply

        Judy I have been reading your posts and tried to like some but the like button just would not load xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 08:49h, 06 September Reply

        Need to set a bambi on it x

  • dgkaye
    Posted at 12:49h, 04 September Reply

    Sooooooo lol! Great to see you here Shey. Best you left the dudes at home for this one, or maybe they would have liked that reindeer stew and eels. So glad you didn’t share that recipe, lol, but the Bastarde looks delish! 🙂 xxxxxxxxxxx

    • cookandenjoyrecipes
      Posted at 13:09h, 04 September Reply

      I am growing in size on a daily basis, just by looking at all these awesome recipes.

      • dgkaye
        Posted at 14:46h, 04 September Reply

        You’ll have as many recipes to try out as we writers have books to read LOL 🙂

        • cookandenjoyrecipes
          Posted at 15:42h, 04 September Reply

          True I already have enough to last me for more years than I can count

          • dgkaye
            Posted at 16:15h, 04 September

            🙂 😉

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 14:50h, 04 September Reply

      They would have even eaten the menu if I had brought them. I was not for sharing the eels. Quite the Viking delicacy I understand. Each to his own! Lovely to see you Debs my darling, I must admit the Bastarde is something I might try xxxxxxxx

      • dgkaye
        Posted at 16:14h, 04 September Reply

        If only for the name! LOL 🙂 🙂 xxxxx

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 02:13h, 05 September Reply

        I had to giggle at the name Debby. I am sure it is mispronounced. Sort of anyway !!x

  • Christy B
    Posted at 11:55h, 04 September Reply

    Hi Shehanne, I loved that this post was written from Gentle’s perspective 🙂 I thought she was a tough lady in your book but really did mean well. Now I confirm it! Yummy share here, waaaay better than reindeer stew 😉 My dad told me he had rabbit stew when he was a kid in England. Hugs for you! Great choice Esme having Shey here 🙂

    • cookandenjoyrecipes
      Posted at 12:33h, 04 September Reply

      Thanks Christy – I have not had reindeer or rabbit stew – but why not???

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 14:59h, 04 September Reply

      It is wonderful to be here. When Esme kindly asked me I thought about how often I am looking at food in books to help with the background historical detail. I felt that letting the characters offer up the menu covers my lack of fancy menus. I never like writing a real baddie in a book –ok maybe apart from Snotra– but I do feel even those who come over as Gentle does to start with are that way for a reason. No-one is all bad. Life had not dealt her a very good set of cards. And by the end of the book she and Malice were friends after a shaky start. Rabbit stew was eaten quite a bit in England. During WW2 especially when food was short. There was song about it called Run Rabbit. But I’ve seen it on menus. never had it. Lovely to see you xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • shehannemoore
    Posted at 11:12h, 04 September Reply

    I will. You can bet on it x

  • shehannemoore
    Posted at 01:54h, 04 September Reply

    I have a visitor this week but once they are gone I will get you another post AND your questions too. I am hoping you will share all about your lovely blog and recipe. I reckon a lot of my followers would be interested in Recipe Hunter xxxxxxxxx

    • cookandenjoyrecipes
      Posted at 18:05h, 15 September Reply

      Sorry for only responding so extremely late, I am out of country with limited internet access. Again a huge thanks and I am looking forward to your new post. I will be back home next week Thursday so then I will be able get in touch and we can discuss your next post and I share it again.

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 05:37h, 16 September Reply

        Take your time Esme. Enjoiy your break. I ain’t going anywhere xxxxxxxxxx

  • Adele Pile
    Posted at 16:45h, 03 September Reply

    Loving every second of this. What a great Migraine-friendly recipe for those of us who can’t just open a tin of custard full of modern day migraine-triggering nasties. Bravo not only for the recipe but presentation as well 👏👏👏💜💜💜💜

    • cookandenjoyrecipes
      Posted at 16:51h, 03 September Reply

      Hi Adele, Awesome, thank you for visiting and your comment on this Guest Post. I visited your blog, and would love to know if you would be interested to share with us some of your knowledge and be a Guest here as well. Please drop me a note and I will be over the moon to set you up as a Guest Poster. Looking forward to hear from you.

      • Adele Pile
        Posted at 18:05h, 03 September Reply

        Oh Esmé, thank you so much for your wonderful words of encouragement to this new blogger. I’ll would be so honoured, and a bit over the moon (squeal!). I’ll be in touch.

        • cookandenjoyrecipes
          Posted at 18:58h, 03 September Reply

          Adele I am so delighted to get this message – Please email me at [email protected] if you need any information, as it’s just easier to communicate that way. Looking forward to hear from you.♥

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 01:53h, 04 September Reply

      Lol, what a lovely comment!! Thrilled you enjoyed. It was so very kind of Esme to ask me and as she has even more kindly asked for more, I may well send another character her way with a recipe card.

      • Adele Pile
        Posted at 02:47h, 04 September Reply

        Ooo yes, please do. I love this concept. Maybe the hamsters could chip in too 🐹 P.S. I did not know there was a hamster emoji until just now.

        • cookandenjoyrecipes
          Posted at 09:49h, 04 September Reply

          Cute hamster – love it. I will send you an invite then you can do your post direct on the blog. Just email me all images, a pic of you, approval to use it, link to your blog and add your social media information at the end of the post then once I get final email from you I will review and let you know publish date.

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 11:15h, 04 September Reply

        Adele, the little hamster dudes run my blog. They have done recipe cards too. I am not sure anyone would eat their offerings but hey! They will be chipping in some more xxx

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 11:17h, 04 September Reply

        Please feel free to let hamsters come onto your post too Adele x

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 15:08h, 04 September Reply

        They do all my posts and they once did do a post on recipes. You would NOT want to eat any of them….. xxxxx

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 15:09h, 04 September Reply

        The hamsters don’t enjoy doing posts. NO. They moan and whine and fight with each other, my guests and me the entire time.

  • shehannemoore
    Posted at 14:54h, 03 September Reply

    Mr Militant you are a gent and a gem for reblogging xcxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx http://themilitantnegro.com/2017/09/03/guest-20-cookingn-books/

  • Mr. Militant Negro
    Posted at 10:23h, 03 September Reply

    Reblogged this on The Militant Negro™.

    • shehannemoore
      Posted at 07:54h, 09 September Reply

      Mr you are an angel xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  • shehannemoore
    Posted at 09:03h, 03 September Reply

    Thank you so much for inviting me xxxxxxxxxxxxx

    • cookandenjoyrecipes
      Posted at 10:02h, 03 September Reply

      I am so happy for having you here as a Guest, whenever you wish to do another, just let me know and we do it again. Thanks so so much ♥

      • shehannemoore
        Posted at 14:53h, 03 September Reply

        I would be thrilled to come back, or send one of my characters with a recipe. Will get this out on facebook tomorrow x xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

        • cookandenjoyrecipes
          Posted at 15:32h, 03 September Reply

          Awesome thank you for the sharing and waiting for the next one soon. Just let me know as I am happy to have you back

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